As many of you know, I recently moved to San Antonio for financial reasons as I return to school to get my degree. It means leaving Louisiana which is the best thing a person can do, even above curing cancer because Louisiana is terrible and smells bad.
Anyway, though I never properly capitalized on how idiotic daily life was there, it was fertile ground for such discussions. More than anything, reflecting on that should be impetus for me to find the ways that San Antonio is a mad, mad hellhole worthy of laughing at.
I just wanted to leave a final note to remember that certain state to the east with a real display I saw in a real grocery store down there: