You know the drill. I saw The Force Awakens. Here are the notes.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows - It looks like big, stupid fun so at least it looks better than the last one. Will Arnett is the perfect choice for Vernon.
Civil War: After the trailer, someone actually said the date aloud. That’s a person who wants to see a movie.
Superman versus Batman: After the trailer, a small child said, “I like Superman.” I hope that kid’s not disappointed.
Zootopia: Great trailer.
God of Egypt: This looks so terrible. I like how the ground fire is faster than this guy, but snakes around him instead of burning him alive. This is going to be the biggest piece of steaming pile of CGI set in Egypt since the last steaming pile of CGI set in Egypt.
