Previews
Ice Age: Which Ice Age is this, 11? 12? We need to get Dennis Leary better work.
Suicide Squad: I am not the idiot they want to watch their movie.
Star Trek Beyond: Just a title card and not a full trailer then. It comes out in a week. Ok.
Nerv: Stupid, high-concept movie with pretty, young people. This might be the most intriguing trailer of this whole lineup.
Maui: Seems nice. It looks like a Disney movie.
Bridget Jones' Baby: Like Chasing Amy, it's another movie that can be resolved with a three-way. But since it won't be, let me save you 90 minutes and a trip to the theater, "LOL, she don't know who the daddy is!"
Sully: There's no reason to ever make or see this movie. We all like Tom Hanks though.
Trolls: Okay, a reason to see Sully is that the alternative is seeing the troll movie.
I would love to stop this feeling.
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk: Fooball, army, funerals, media criticism, love interests. All boxes checked WE GOT A GREEN LIGHT FOR AN IRAQ WAR MOVIE!
Half a point for having a long title. Half a point for another Kristen Stewart movie of consequence which I kinda want to see but don't. Minus five points for being another movie about how idiot civilians shouldn't masturbate to an unrealistic concept of US soldiers that idiot civilians will still use to masturbate to an unrealistic concept of US soldiers.
Another DaVinci Code Movie: Actually, we do not like Tom Hanks anymore.
Ghostbusters
