Peter Griffin: "...like that time I was in My Chemical Romance..."
*Cut to Peter Griffin standing alongside My Chemical Romance*
"Alright, it's been two years since we were in the studio...ah, let's get's started by playing our biggest song."
: "What do we do again?"
: "I think...it's, ah, You're Beautful?": "I don't know...I think that guy's British or somethin'..."
: "Weren't we in that video with the dancing dead girl?:*thinking* "I think so. Boy, we must do some pretty dark stuff."
"Didn't we do, This isn't a Scene, it's an Arms Race?" : "No, that's Fall Out Boy.": This isn't Fall Out Boy?: "Nope. This is...ah The Breakfast Monkey?"*walks away.*: "No, that's the cartoon I pitched to Cartoon Network.": "Do we do 'Skeleton Crew'?": "No, that's the production company I founded for underprivledged bands.": "Well, does anyone here have their own line of clothes?"Pause *Everyone shrugs*
*thoughtful*: "Huh. You kinda figure...y'know, one of us would've had our own line of clothes by now--anyway, it's not important. Let's just go to Wal-Mart, find a CD that has our picture on the cover, see if that jogs any memories, and then we can get this whole thing started."*They begin to leave*
: "So, do you guys gay off in pairs, or is it just like Caligula backstage?": "Actually, I'm married to a pop star no one's ever heard of.": "No surprise there.": "A girl pop-star.": "No friggin' way!"
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