Thursday, May 12, 2011
Timewalking Archive Trap: My Family Guy Romance
Peter Griffin: "...like that time I was in My Chemical Romance..."
*Cut to Peter Griffin standing alongside My Chemical Romance*
"Alright, it's been two years since we were in the studio...ah, let's get's started by playing our biggest song."
: "What do we do again?"
: "I think...it's, ah, You're Beautful?"
: "I don't know...I think that guy's British or somethin'..."
: "Weren't we in that video with the dancing dead girl?
:*thinking* "I think so. Boy, we must do some pretty dark stuff."
"Didn't we do, This isn't a Scene, it's an Arms Race?"
: "No, that's Fall Out Boy."
: This isn't Fall Out Boy?
: "Nope. This is...ah The Breakfast Monkey?"
: "No, that's the cartoon I pitched to Cartoon Network."
: "Do we do 'Skeleton Crew'?"
: "No, that's the production company I founded for underprivledged bands."
: "Well, does anyone here have their own line of clothes?"
Pause *Everyone shrugs*
*thoughtful*: "Huh. You kinda figure...y'know, one of us would've had our own line of clothes by now--anyway, it's not important. Let's just go to Wal-Mart, find a CD that has our picture on the cover, see if that jogs any memories, and then we can get this whole thing started."
*They begin to leave*
: "So, do you guys gay off in pairs, or is it just like Caligula backstage?"
: "Actually, I'm married to a pop star no one's ever heard of."
: "No surprise there."
: "A girl pop-star."
: "No friggin' way!"