Friday, October 18, 2013

Politics as Candy

One of the things I like to do to keep up with government is to send the incoming vice president a Snickers the day after Inauguration Day. If the president finishes his term, then I'm out the price of a Snickers. If, gods forbid, he doesn't, then I can send the new president a single request, written on the back of a receipt for a Snickers.

That's why Ford pulled out of Vietnam.

Wait a second, Ford wasn't around for Inauguration Day 1973.

It was Spiro Agnew.

Spiro Agnew stole my motherfucking Snickers!

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