Commentary on comics, games, books, and their occasional intersection with politics and other serious business.
Harold and The Purple Crayon (August 2nd)
Maybe I don't get to shit on a movie that's laser-focused on being for kids.
But I really liked those books as a kid, so "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
Trap (August 9th)
Hey look: it's another film by M. Night--DON'T WATCH IT.Despicable Me 4 (July 3rd)
What if we just didn't? We've made enough Minions that Midjourney can make all of the Minions that Boomers need to go under their shit memes.
Doesn't that end the cycle by attaching them to the most evil thing in the world: Boomer memes.
Last month:
Sad to hear that Furiosa was critically successful but economically a failure. Weird. Chris Evans got a star on the Walk of Fame for this.
Also, I guess Empire of the Planet of the Apes was well-received. Good job.
This Month:
Bad Boys: Ride or Die (June 5th)
I put money down in January it was going to be subtitled "Bad Boys take their metamucil and ask the nurse for extra pudding at bedtime," but "Ride or Die" is close. Martin Riggs is telling these guys they're too old for this shit.
(Christ, there was a Lethal Weapon TV show six years ago).
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
Evil Does Not Exist - May 3rd
I focus on US films because that's the movies I watch. I watched the trailer for Evil Does Not Exist knowing it probably wouldn't make the cut on that basis.
But here it is.
