7252 - Just a Diet Coke Nerd

 Tweets are great. My tweets are better. And these tweets are the best of the better.

DIET COKE AND POP TARTS

Okay. NOW my pop-tart gauge is full. I'm grungy, on a road trip, and full of diet coke. Space-lizards on pulsars aren't this lizard happy.

Friday, March 12, 2010 11:11:43 AM

Saw the Coke guy putting up cokes. Just gave him all of my money. Those are the rules.

September 17, 2010 5:47:20 AM

Just like how you give Jesus all the gifts if he shows up for Christmas. Same thing.

September 17, 2010 5:48:23 AM

     

Deprivation is good for the soul. Pop-Tarts are good for the tummy.

September 06, 2010 8:39:01 AM

I left pop tarts from my last time off. Did I ever tell me I'm my hero? I'm everything I wish I could be? I could fly higher than an eagle.

August 06, 2010 7:23:58 AM

NEEEEEEEEERD

Reading the Monster Manual section entitled 'Zombie Hulk Tactics.' It's longer than you think. #dnd

July 24, 2010 9:42:43 AM

Mage: the Awakening. Matt isn't supposed to be this jaded to the rulers of the world of magic, but remember that he is tenured.

July 09, 2010 3:08:37 AM

You've never heard of us. We're a dwarf band; we're totally underground.

Tuesday, July 06, 2010 7:56:43 PM

vs. Necrons: Are you dying?! That's desertion! You'll be shot! #necrons #40k #darkcrusade

June 25, 2010 1:56:34 PM

So...Eres Badlands has a different victory condition. Glad I went for broke instead of all that 'defend my base' crap. #40k #darkcrusade

Thursday, June 24, 2010 5:48:34 PM

7252-Time Walking ArchiveTrap

It's called 'Assistant Management,' aka 'Deflect shit up or down,' and I ask a lot, but they won't let me put it that way on my nametag. :(


Don't criticize; I've got 24 hours of 'Euphoria Phase' before I'm remorseful about no longer being a productive member of society. :P

27 Jun 2009

Even now, I'm only productive four weeks out of six.

WHOO! LAST DAY! :D about 9 hours ago from txt

27 Jun 2009

My last day at F.Y.E.. Good times. Good times.

@catalystgamelab Oh, look, it's Strategic Ops! I don't know if it's honest excitement or sarcasm, having preordered it, but not having it.

27 Jun 2009, in reply to catalystgamelab

Yeah, that was a special administratively-supported kick in the pants. 


Mortal Kombat has more recurring characters than the name implies.
Jun 26th 2009


News alert: no mystery surrounds death of 50 year-old man with a history of drug abuse, anorexia, and heavy cosmetic surgery.

Jun 26th 2009

F'ing really!

TRO:3087-Drafted: 32%, Waiting for Writeup: 41%, No Stats Yet: 27%. I'll try to knock out two more drafts tomorrow. 38/35/27 sounds good. :D

Jun 25th 2009

Man, I remember when I thought someone would care about a Battletech universe I made. Good times. Good, oblivious to the obvious times.


MJ is dead. Maybe he'll finally release something new.

Jun 25th 2009

Admittedly not in good taste. It's just not right to make fun of writer's block.

@catalystgamelab Jesus-fucking-Christ, more 'Unseen' bullshit? Are Battletech fans equally clingy over their noonies and first cars?

Jun 25th 2009

Yes. Yes they are.

There's a big civility gap between feeding someone into a meat grinder head first vs. feet first.

Jun 24th 2009

A wheelchair racing/battle game would play out a lot like Double Dash.

Jun 24th 2009

I'll be back after dropping off all of these turtle shells at the old folks' home.

"...excuse me? For a moment there, I thought you said 'my clone army'." Darths and Droids is awesome!

Jun 23rd 2009

Seriously, you guys. Click that link!

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Hm. Due South comic book reviews.

Friday, February 11, 2011

It's a great comic, and I never give it the kind of attention it deserves, but it's hard to really explain it to people. I'd like to do a review of it, but I also need to make sure I right by a really good work.

Just watched the pilot for "Jack of All Trades." Don't feel too well now. Think I'm suffering from camp poisoning.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

The first symptom is thinking of Adam West when anyone mentions Batman for any reason.

Just finished a blog on The Middle East. Kinda feel like I'm trolling my spell checker.

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Poor little paper clip.

Nevermind.Darwin leaving X-Factor puts the team at 9 guys, plus the 2 added in the very same comic. Next issue: Darwin. #mutanthoarding

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Peter David just keeps collecting mutants. Every month, more mutants join X-Factor. He's a good writer, but I think that he's going to end up writing the entire X-Universe.

Socially Awkward Penguin: Ran out of storage space for Magic cards. Turn down movie invitation to make new decks.

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Man, those new decks were fun good okay playable meh poor.

DnD Warlocks: Magical tanks.#DnD

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Aside from actually rolling, looking up warlock abilities is the longest part of combat in 4th Edition.

Oh, god. Mardi Gras is coming. Forget Galactus; that shit needs a herald.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

World destruction versus drunk drivers, revelers, traffic, excited people talking about Mardi Gras and how drunk they're going to get, traffic, people talking about how much money they're spending on beads they're going to throw away, drunk people talking about Mardi Gras and how drunk they're going to get, people asking about plans for Mardi Gras as if it's a think you do stuff for, and everyone everywhere else during Mardi Gras because.

Planechase game. Man walks into Otaria and casts Traumatize. Then he YABLARGLE NAQVMEIY

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Two Traumatizes are serious business. One Traumatize twice is almost just as dangerous.

Social Anxiety Penguin: Going through old Myspace blogs to see why they were popular. Realize they weren't. 

January 12, 2011 7:03:15 PM

The best humor is based on real life. Also, the saddest. :(

Yes, it is actually. http://twitpic.com/3w99y9 Why do you ask?

Thursday, February 03, 2011

Paul! That's a ridiculous name for a cat!

7252-Favorites, Part 2

 

Tweets are great. My tweets are better. And these tweets are the best of the better.

Watching Apocalypse Now. Pretty good movie, actually. The Odessey plus Heart of Darkness and Vietnam.

2:16 PM Oct 1st, 2009 via txt

How messed up good is that movie? I didn't get to see the end of it, but I assume they left room for a 2012 Rambo/Willard team up movie versus zombie terrorist Sergeant Barnes.

Hodges is awesome.

1:31 PM Oct 18th, 2009 via txt

Seriously. Hodges. Awesome.

yay. working with dad. :(

7:50 AM Nov 7th, 2009 via txt

I like helping out my dad. However, that often means working with him on ambitious, but poorly conceived projects.

Baste & Switch (and mill)(and kill) finally won a game. Fear the Hedron Crabs! #mtg

10:42 PM Nov 8th, 2009 via web

While this deck no longer exists, it does mark my first Hedron Crab victory. Truly a momentous day.


Re: Trojan commercial: If they have blow-job machines, why are they selling condoms?!

November 21, 2009 11:16:07 PM via txt

Ah, self-checkout; the only place where your line moves slower than one run by Wal-Mart workers.

November 22, 2009 6:47:57 PM via txt

Another case of "Bad Idea, Worse Idea."

Huh. Victoria Hand is a lesbian. I knew there was a reason I liked her.

December 02, 2009 8:02:29 PM via txt

It's not like I like lesbians (I think my comment on record is "useless"), but for some reason, I like well-portrayed lesbians in comics.

Chekov's gun? New Port City is rapidly becoming Chekov's gun store!

December 03, 2009 7:37:42 AM via txt

Ah, New Port City. Your impenetrable labyrinth of history and interpersonal connections will forever be locked away from this mortal world. And it turns out "Chekov's Armory" is the phrase I'm looking for.

Last tweet of the day. I swear. American Dad referenced Rusted Root! :D

December 06, 2009 8:55:54 PM via txt

You guys just can't fathom how much I love 90's has-been band Rusted Root.

CSI ep "Say Uncle": 1 minute into fieldwork Hodges looks in a garbage can and finds the evidence. Hodges is awesome! #hodges

December 09, 2009 10:46:18 AM via web

Seriously.

7252-Favorites

 

Tweets are great. My tweets are better. And these tweets are the best of the better.

It's what I do. Just keep going. That first year of college is usually the roughest. Followed by the 5th and 12th.

I've been in college for a while.

Playing Shadowrun. Need to make the blanket defense of all my character's bad decisions--"I'm an ork"--more deadpan. Practice, practice.
12:14 PM Sep 20th, 2009 via web

Naked females aside, it was a pretty good day.
1:14 PM Oct 11th, 2009 via txt

What?! They just moved this hundred-page, all-Pacific party to the European theater! O-o #Cryptonomicon 

2:06 PM Oct 14th, 2009 via txt

Cryptonomicon. Pretty good book by the guy who wrote Snow Crash. Check it out. Better yet, check out Snow Crash.

Just described myself as 'a rolling stone.' Is that pretentious? It feels pretentious. 

5:50 PM Oct 21st, 2009 via txt

Good news is, it's far below my pretension baseline, so...I'm the rollin'est stone ever.

What if you put the happy thoughts mirror from Harry Potter into the dark force tunnel from The Empire Strikes Back? 

4:19 PM Oct 29th, 2009 via txt

Then put Cobb from Inception in there. According to box office release numbers, this should be the best joke I have or will ever write.

Jesus christ, I hope that woman's face is a halloween costume. I think I just became double-gay. 

3:58 AM Oct 31st, 2009 via txt

Saw Elton John on the cover of People a few months later, so it canceled out. Just regular gay again.

The Sentry dies in every other issue of the Dark Avengers. It's like they're making a comic with Sentry for people who hate The Sentry. 

8:26 PM Nov 4th, 2009 via txt

I'd make a joke about how that could be a comic for everyone since The Sentry is universally loathsome, but I know there are people out there who love The Sentry solely because in New Avenger #2151 it talks about how he'd be so much stronger than The Hulk and Superman put together and if anything makes you a winner, it's liking imaginary dudes who could totally beat up other imaginary dudes.

Dark Avengers was a comic with The Sentry for people who weren't shitpiles.

You can't colonize Mars, man, it's full of ghosts! 

Saturday, November 14, 2009 5:11:25 AM via txt

True story. I saw this whole documentary about it.

Man, I can't watch "The Rock", I need to sleep. Wait, John C. McGinley is in it?!

Sunday, November 15, 2009 7:03:56 PM via txt

I don't mention my love of John C. McGinley's character of Perry Cox from Scrubs much because for the past few years I've played this drinking game where whenever I'm reminded of Scrubs' decline, I drink until the sad goes away, but...*glug* *glug* *glug* 

 

For treatment of medical-related sadness.