"You Fool!" Gilbert Gottfried

 

Movie Trailers for September

This month's movies are defined by how completely off-the-shelf they feel. 

Forgotten Island (September 25th)

Well, y'know, thank the gods for K-Pop Demon Hunters, otherwise we'd never get atypical animated movies set in countries that aren't the US. Is it trying to be KPDH? Probably. Is it still doing it's own thing? Yes. It is a good sign? Yes. I think when you have something--LITTLE MONSTERS! That's the movie I'm thinking of! Little Monsters! Yes, it's so much like that! That was bugging the hell out of me!

"Crackerjack" by Dolly Pardon at Crufts 2022

 

Inuit Soliloquy from Due South, Benton Fraser (Paul Gross)

 

Rule of Threes

"In a room sit three great men, a king, a priest, and a rich man with his gold. Between them stands a sellsword, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the other two. ‘Do it,’ says the king, ‘for I am your lawful ruler.’ ‘Do it,’ says the priest, ‘for I command you in the names of the gods.’ ‘Do it,’ says the rich man, ‘and all this gold shall be yours.’ So tell me—who lives and who dies?"
-George R. R. Martin, A Clash of Kings

It's a matter of mythology in The United States that presidents only serve two terms. Our founding father, George Washington, served two terms as president and then declined a third. Following his example, no presidents sought a third term until Franklin Delano Roosevelt in 1940. While FDR was one of the great presidents, he did violate an unspoken rule of American politics and the 22nd Amendment was passed soon after. And that's why our presidents are limited to two terms.

Twenty-Second Amendment
Section 1
No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this Article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this Article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this Article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term.
Section 2
This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years from the date of its submission to the States by the Congress.

Get it now, before it disappears.

Like most mythology, there are some inaccuracies in this telling. Washington did care about the example he set as the chief executive, but he also had health issues. He'd die two years after leaving office.

"Your Man" by Smash Mouth

 

Pete Davidson and John Mulaney Review Clint Eastwood's The Mule