Wilfred Mott (Bernard Cribbins)

 

Movie Trailers for August 2025

Harvest - August 1st

Okay, it's being released on Mubi--which sounds like the name you'd make up to ridicule the proliferate, third-rate streaming services which aren't Paramount+--but is real. And it looks faaascinating.

And it's on a third-rate streaming service that isn't Paramount+. 

 

Movie Trailers for July 2025

We are still pretending I'm not making these in August after biffing June and July.

 

Bando Stone & The New World - July 19th

Not just because of Donald Glover, but because it's a fun premise. I don't know if "actor kinda plays themselves as a fish out of water in a world gone mad" is a genre, but if it is, I like that genre.

Movie Trailers for June 2025

Let's do it. 

"It" is pretending I'm not writing this in August and haven't already seen Superman (2025)

Superman - June 11th

Lil' Jon Williams. A lot of James Gunn. It's weird and it's not ashamed of it. How do we incorporate the Krypto and the geopolitics angle and the Justice Gang?

Well.

They incorporated it well.

Movie Trailers for May 2025

I'm Beginning to See the Light (May 2nd)

It seems like the literalism of the name would turn me off. Guy's family dies when he drives them into a lighthouse lens and then he...uh, stalks the lens and lives in the lighthouse with it. 

This is a romance by the way, but not with the lighthouse lens. Might have been more interesting because it's a romance with a lady and I couldn't care less if the isolated man in his darkest hour who reaches out to other isolated men in their darkest hour puts his dick in a lady. 

Also, I have to laugh that Yahtzee's man who "takes one too many lingering looks at his sexy wife and smacks straight into a truck" is the literal plot for this movie. 

 

Movie Trailers for April 2025

Maybe it's because I'm making this two-thirds of the way through April instead of in March like I was supposed to, but there are so many interesting trailers this month. Enough to do a bit of a theme.

A Nice Indian Boy (April 4th)

Cute and interesting lil' gay movie. Gotta learn Karan Soni's name now. He's gotta be more than, "Dopinder" in Deadpool now. 

Really? "Dopinder"?

Whoof. That franchise really charmed it's way across some lines.

 

Movie Trailers for March 2025

I'm writing this one halfway through April, so it's gonna be quick and messy.

A Working Man

What happens when you feed Taken, $500,000, a batman villain, and the word "Jason Statham script" into an AI?