Keanu

As you know I do, I take notes during movies and the post them on the internet after the movie. This time it's Keanu. Notes from after the movie are italicized.

Pregame

Kinda here based on the power of Key and Peele sketches.

I mean, sprinting v. running, but I'm still optimistic.

Previews

Lethal Weapon...okay.

Pet Cemetery--When did Denise Crosby do this? 1989.

The Nice Guys--Looks good. I mean, Shane Black so of course it seems cool.

Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping--Is this an Andy Samberg movie...no. A Lonely Island Movie. Ok, kinda sucks actually Bill Haeder is an American Treasure and I’m back.

The Dumb Food Movie--Ok. Fuck this. I hope this trailer does not include the orgy scene. Sausage Party. It’s called Sausage Party.

Keanu

This is a flash forward, right? I was off for a sec, but yeah. Nice.

Okay not a flashback.

Aw, this cheating storyline is reeeal shitty…

It sucks; the nice guy as a cuckold trope sucks.

Cat Pictures: The Movie.

"The dudes that kicked my ass..." NYC v Detroit argument in LA

Hey, it's Will Forte! Didn't recognize him in the trailer.
Maybe Clarence isn’t behind that.

I’ve had this “100% wrong” conversation before.

Okay. Pretty straightforward story.

Amy Sedaris? Nope. Anna Ferris.

“Faith” scene in the van. This is nice.

Is George Michael dead? No and he did have a strong father figure in his life.

This is a fine movie.

Good job subverting the cuckold trope.

If you and your friend are both holding guns on the same guys and your friend shoots them all, say you got a few shots off. Don’t be shitty.

Hey, it’s Luis Guzmán!

Amazing. I like how this movie puts the world's most adorable cat on the same level as the Loc-Nar from Heavy Metal.

The flip!

Not sure about the jail though. That's fascinating. Maybe it's just keeping the movie grounded.