Wednesday, December 04, 2013

Why brain? Why?

So, I was trying to do some...stuff the other day and suddenly it popped into my head that Jon Stewart has had sex. Then my brain went off-script and imagined him, tiny, hairy, older guy that he is, kneeling on his desk and just pounding away. It was not a sexy scene.

Then, words came:

Jon Stewart: "And now to our senior vagina correspondent."

Jon Stewart's Penis (with the voice of Aasif Mandvi): "Thanks Jon. I'm here in the vagina, and I gotta say it looks awful, but it feels great! This just in; faster, Jon."

Jon Stewart: "Will do penis. Thanks for that report. My penis, everyone."


My brain cannot be trusted.


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