It's the Magic: Duels of The Planeswalkers

Duels of the Planeswalkers was just 3.99 on Steam the other day. Terry and some of my other friends have been nagging me to pick this up, so I figured that was the time to give in.

In retrospect, "never" was the time to give in. This...I expected a little bit of Magic to tide me over while I was away from friends, but I don't even know what this is anymore.

Triskelion.

Waits for Triskelion to kill his 1/1 Steel Overseer.

Does nothing.

Plays Tidehollow Strix.

Tidehollow Strix hits the table and Kris activates Steel Overseer.

Activates Triskelion in response to kill the Strix.

...okay. Waits again for the Triskelion kill off the 2/2 Steel Overseer.

*Time passes.*

Plays Tidehollow Strix and activates 5/5 Steel Overseer.

Activates Triskelion in response to kill the Strix.

...! Karn, buddy...I...Strix? Really?

Says nothing.

*Time passes.*

Plays three other creatures and Tidehollow Strix. Activates 9/9 Steel Overseer.

Activates Triskelion in response to kill the Strix.

What the fuck, Karn?

Strixes killed my parents!

On another day...

Ha-ha! Darksteel Plate! Now my Etherium Sculptor is indestructible.

Duplicant!
Removes the Etherium Sculptor from the game.

...later...

Darksteel Coloss-

Duplicant!

Oh, you are shitting me. Removes the Darksteel Colossus from the game.

...later still...

Reequipping my Darksteel Pla-

Duplicant Two!

Come the fuck on.

...Twoplicant.


...later...

Tidehol—

Duplicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant!

That was unnecessary.

...still later...

Seer's Sund—

Duplicant!

That doesn't even—

Duuuuuuuuuplicaaaaaaaaaaaaaant.

It's not a crea-

Official citizen of the country of Duplic.

It'll be 0/0.

*moves it into the graveyard* ...duplicant....


Then there this:

 
 

 

 

It started preparing early Wednesday afternoon and never finished.


...actually...I like it better this way.