Movie Trailers for September 2024

Alien: Romulus

Sure. Why not?

Lee (September 27th)

Is it based on a true--ANDY SAMBERG?!

Movie Trailers for August 2024

Harold and The Purple Crayon (August 2nd)

 

Maybe I don't get to shit on a movie that's laser-focused on being for kids.

But I really liked those books as a kid, so "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

Trap (August 9th)

Hey look: it's another film by M. Night--DON'T WATCH IT.
 

The Olympics

Movie Trailers for July 2024

Despicable Me 4 (July 3rd)

What if we just didn't? We've made enough Minions that Midjourney can make all of the Minions that Boomers need to go under their shit memes. 

Doesn't that end the cycle by attaching them to the most evil thing in the world: Boomer memes.

Movie Trailers for June 2024

Last month:

Sad to hear that Furiosa was critically successful but economically a failure. Weird. Chris Evans got a star on the Walk of Fame for this.

Also, I guess Empire of the Planet of the Apes was well-received. Good job.

This Month:

Bad Boys: Ride or Die (June 5th)

How stupid do you think your audience is? "Tell them they're watching a trailer five times after they clicked on the video called 'Official Trailer'" stupid.

I put money down in January it was going to be subtitled "Bad Boys take their metamucil and ask the nurse for extra pudding at bedtime," but "Ride or Die" is close. Martin Riggs is telling these guys they're too old for this shit.

(Christ, there was a Lethal Weapon TV show six years ago).

Just a Great Movie

 

Movie Trailers for May 2024

 Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes     

Current Ape Level: 100%

 

Evil Does Not Exist - May 3rd

I focus on US films because that's the movies I watch. I watched the trailer for Evil Does Not Exist knowing it probably wouldn't make the cut on that basis. 

But here it is.