"It" is pretending I'm not writing this in August and haven't already seen Superman (2025)
Superman - June 11th
Lil' Jon Williams. A lot of James Gunn. It's weird and it's not ashamed of it. How do we incorporate the Krypto and the geopolitics angle and the Justice Gang?
Well.
They incorporated it well.
Barron's Cove - June 13th
Hard to root for a grown-ass adult doing a Guantanamo level interrogation of a kid. Sure, there are little psychos out there, but I don't know that that makes a good movie.
Actually, I'm sure it doesn't. Myondo Waterly had tickets to this and it's why she died. Look it up!
Resurrection Road - June 6th
Man, I really thought this would be shit. If someone said, "mid-budget movie about black people fighting vampires because Sinners made bank," Resurrection Road would be the kind of thing I'd expect to come out of it, but...
...it actually looks okay.
F1: The Movie - June 27th
I will do anything--anything--to get F1 off of the popular tab of Reddit. I swear to the gods I do not care, and will never care, about F1 racing. Please go away forever. I beg you.
The Last Class with Robert Reich - June 27th
I neither hate nor love Robert Reich, but he's right more often than he's wrong. and deserves a send-off.
Sovereign - June 8th
This has been fucking me up because it's coming out a month before Eddington--not that one--and has similar vibes.
Actually, this trailer is fucking compelling. I wish Nick Offerman could get more diverse roles, but I'm glad he's getting roles like this he can fucking nail.
The Materialists - June 13th
It was the Pedro Pascal of movies. It was the Dakota Johnson of movies. It was the film of A24. It was the film of Dakota Johnson is still in this. It was the epoch of romantic comedy. It was the epoch of Hallmark churns these things out; why are you here?
Heavyweight - June 24th
The month of Sport Movies I Don't Care About continues. I can't believe we're still doing boxing movies, but a high-stakes match where our POV character is destined to lose? That's more intriguing.
Hot Milk - June 27th
Movie. Whatever. I'm only just now realizing that all breast milk is warm milk. At best. It's gotta start at body temperature and slide down from there.
Sleep tight with that thought in your brain.
Second Chance - June 13th
Don't care.
Don't care.
Don't--KITTY!
(It looks watchable. Being 104 minutes long doesn't hurt.)
HONORABLE MENTION
Jess Plus None - April
Usually if a movie comes out in a month but can't bother to scramble into my sights, it can die alone in a cold, wet hole. But Jen Plus None looks kinda cute.
Noted, you wet hole loser.
Tim Travers & the Time Travelers Paradox - May 30th
Maybe the lazy movie with a shit name and a bloody obvious protagonist name can fuck off and get compressed into barely-decipherable pattern of information on the event horizon of a black hole.
We can hope, anyway.
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