We've only seen 2 1/2 seasons of the revived Doctor Who...

…but because of Tumblr, I’m like the creepy psychic kid of Doctor Who for my friends.

general questions
“The reason The Doctor doesn’t disrupt the timeline is because…time is kind of a…wibbley-wobbley…timey-wimey…thing.”
Friend:”…”
“Well, I’m sure the series will give you a more technical explanation later.”

The Sound of Drums
“But he can’t be a Time Lord. The only other Time Lord is…oooooooh.”

The Christmas Invasion
“Harriet Jones? Yeah, I guess she could focus more on protecting her people than being polite to everyone. I’ll pass that along to her.”
*45 minutes later*
”You did this!”

Rise of the Cybermen
Friend: “These Cybermen are insane! They could probably take on the Daleks.”
“…I’ll take that bet.”

Doomsday
Friend: “So what is up with those 3D-glasses?”
*sobbing*

Bad Wolf
“Those ships are familiar. They’re designed like something from the sixt—ooooh.”

Dalek
Friend: “Why does vanHatten have a giant chrome R2-D2 with a dress? Kris, what is that?”
“They’re heeeeeeeere.”