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DIET COKE AND POP TARTS
Okay. NOW my pop-tart gauge is full. I'm grungy, on a road trip, and full of diet coke. Space-lizards on pulsars aren't this lizard happy.
Friday, March 12, 2010 11:11:43 AM
Saw the Coke guy putting up cokes. Just gave him all of my money. Those are the rules.
September 17, 2010 5:47:20 AM
Just like how you give Jesus all the gifts if he shows up for Christmas. Same thing.
September 17, 2010 5:48:23 AM
Deprivation is good for the soul. Pop-Tarts are good for the tummy.
September 06, 2010 8:39:01 AM
I left pop tarts from my last time off. Did I ever tell me I'm my hero? I'm everything I wish I could be? I could fly higher than an eagle.
August 06, 2010 7:23:58 AM
Reading the Monster Manual section entitled 'Zombie Hulk Tactics.' It's longer than you think. #dnd
July 24, 2010 9:42:43 AM
Mage: the Awakening. Matt isn't supposed to be this jaded to the rulers of the world of magic, but remember that he is tenured.
July 09, 2010 3:08:37 AM
You've never heard of us. We're a dwarf band; we're totally underground.
Tuesday, July 06, 2010 7:56:43 PM
vs. Necrons: Are you dying?! That's desertion! You'll be shot! #necrons #40k #darkcrusade
June 25, 2010 1:56:34 PM
So...Eres Badlands has a different victory condition. Glad I went for broke instead of all that 'defend my base' crap. #40k #darkcrusade
Thursday, June 24, 2010 5:48:34 PM