Movie Trailers for March 2025

I'm writing this one halfway through April, so it's gonna be quick and messy.

A Working Man

What happens when you feed Taken, $500,000, a batman villain, and the word "Jason Statham script" into an AI?

The Rule of Jenny Pen

What if Bubba Ho-Tep was fucked up and scary? It'd be fucked up and scary.

Seven Veils

*Chanting* Haunt-ed Broad-way Haunt-ed Broad-way

 

Opus

Looks good. 

I know if I write "looks good," under an A24 project, I'm not really giving you any new information, but it's what I got.
 

 

The Lost Lands

I got a couple to rapid-fire off here:

• Tropes: The Movie has been made, and it's called The Lost Lands. 
• If humans are making The Lost Lands, then what have the AI been doing?
• If I was married to Mila Jovovich and I lost the Resident Evil license, I'd get a divorce instead of making this movie. 
• It's not in the credits, but r/ImFourteenAndThisIsDeep was supposed to get a producer credit. 
• This is from the universe where all of Hollywood is kickstarted.
• What if you made a movie who's whole intent was getting Bollywood to say, "Tone it down a bit, guys"?  
• We will let this cast and crew continue adapting George RR Martin's work until Winds of Winter comes out. 
• And finally--and I wish I thought of this one but I stole it from the internet--"Is it too late to get Uwe Boll attached to this project?" 

Honorable Mention

The Studio

Seth Rogen is better than he gets credit for. I'm always interested in Hollywood making shows about Hollywood. It's the opposite of writers writing about writing.