Heretic (November 8th)
I hate an evil atheist, but we're due, I guess. I'm also living for this Hugh Grant turn into horror. I mean, despite all the stereotypes from the 90's, he's not a bad actor. Can a full-length movie live up to this trailer? I'm willing to find out.
This has been marinating for a bit, so let's go.
The message of Deadpool & Wolverine is hard to pin down because it's not as simple, or as trite, as the first two, "people love you for who you are," and "found family." It's also not as strong as message as the first two.
"You may not be your best self, but that doesn't mean you should be your worst self."
I think every movie has a sequence of actions. It only has a story when the audience follows those actions and why they happen. I think a good story has something about it that lets Joe Schmo connect with the story about two edgy, regenerating meatsacks trying to save a planet.
We see Wade getting rejected by the Avengers. He turns to selling cars, wearing a fake hairpiece--sorry hair system. It's a life of falsehood and pretense and he's obviously not good at it. He's punishing himself because he couldn't be the best Deadpool he could be. A superhero. An Avenger. He punishes himself by being worst version of himself. This hurts the people around him.
It hurts them in a broader, yet more severe way when he learns he's not important enough to be the anchor being of this Earth.
So what does he do? He finds the Wolverine that couldn't be the best version of himself--a committed X-Man--and gave up on that by being the worst version of himself--killing a heap of humans in retaliation for that. He resigns himself to being a drunk.
Then, hey, they meet the refugees of the Foxverse (or whatever). Not the best versions of the characters they represented (Blade aside). It is a stretch to say getting one last throw down on a Universal Studios set is their version of "okay is better than the worst," but letting them fade out would have left those characters at their worst. Y'know, written off and ignored.
Even Cassandra Nova finds her better self for about five minutes. Paradox's whole deal is that he wants to be the best version of himself and destroy (the worst) any universe that isn't good enough (perfect. making money for Disney).
So over the course of about 3 setpiece battles and a slew of jokes that are hits and misses, we see Wolverine say that even if he is never gonna be the best Wolverine, he doesn't have to be the worst one. Deadpool learns that he isn't equipped to save the world, but he can be more than be a car salesman, and that the people around him want him to be more than that.
These folks can love themselves despite not being their best. And in doing that, they can be more than their worst.
It's not deep. It's not worth an Oscar. It's got 2 visual gags about big dicks. I feel more narrative "oomph" was intended in that Deadpool battle. Anti-matter does not work that way. But the story had a relatable theme wrapped around it and the bundle of cameos, swears, and 4th wall breaks under which you could hear the faint sound of all of it getting a bit tired.
So what's been happening?
Responsinabilities
Early voting starts Friday. I'm looking forward to having any part of this election behind me, so I'm doing that. I've already scheduled November 5th through 8th off of work. With any luck, I won't even know who won until the next Monday.
Of course, that also means I'll be trying to get everything off of my plate by end of month.
Have I mentioned I'm moving to a new office space?
This is my life now.
Joker: Folie a Deux (October 4th)
So what if Harley Quinn is not an olympic-class gymnast and corrupted psychologist? The whole premise of this...series, I guess, is doing what DC does best: larger than life characters in 100 different versions of themselves in stories that get the fundamentals right.
Canon is for cucks. (Can I say that without being a choad?)
Azrael (September 27th)
Please be a Batman movie, please be a Batman movie, please--
Fuck!
Alien: Romulus
Sure. Why not?
Lee (September 27th)
Is it based on a true--ANDY SAMBERG?!
Harold and The Purple Crayon (August 2nd)
Maybe I don't get to shit on a movie that's laser-focused on being for kids.
But I really liked those books as a kid, so "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
Trap (August 9th)
Hey look: it's another film by M. Night--DON'T WATCH IT.Borderlands: The Movie (August 9th)
We are dead and this is hell.
It Ends With Us (August 9th)
It looks kind of like an intense romantic drama. Not my type of movie--or my type of trailer--but it looks like a very good version of what it is.
War Game (August 2nd)
Is it a documentary of a war game? Is it a movie about a fictional war game to save budget on actually showing the war it's gaming? Is it the dramatization of a real war game?
Blink Twice (August 23rd)
Good to see Haley Joel Osment again. Fascinating premise. I'm completely uncompelled by Channing Tatum, but a good trailer is a good trailer.
Strange Darling (August 23rd)
The trailer says "go see it blind," which I would usually attribute to a bad movie begging people not to read reviews beforehand. But this is a thriller so it seems fair to ask that. As stock as it looks, it would need to have something original about it.
Something original beyond her poisoning the guy to make him a psycho.
Horizon: An American Saga: Part 2 (September 7th)
Okay, there's no trailer just for the second part, which makes me think the second part of this four part epic, will continue the original story which...best of luck Kevin Costner.
Also, it was pushed back to September because, I presume, the first part bombed pretty hard.
The Umbrella Academy, season X 4 of X 4 (August 8th)
Let's do it! Let's not and say we did.
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