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Movie Trailers for February 2024

So the deal is that I was smart enough to queue this, but too dumb to finish it.

No Way Up

A clever, if probably not very good, movie where a plane crashes into the ocean, but precariously on an ocean shelf and the people on time are working against several clocks to get out. There is also a shark and Colm Meaney. 

It looks kinda bad, but hey, Colm Meaney.

Argylle

I hope it enjoys winning February, because it's gonna.

Race for Glory: Audi vs. Lancia

 I can only assume this is a sequel/prequel to Ford vs. Ferrari.

Lisa Frankenstein

Cute. Feels like a fun 80's movie.

 

Adam the First

It looks like a pretty decent drama. Like, no big.

Bob Marley: One Love 

The lead is hot enough, but...um, something.

Madame Web

When I saw this on the list, my first thought was, "That wasn't a joke?," but after seeing the trailer I'm not sure it isn't.

Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba - To the Hashira Training

-_-

 

Drive Away Dolls

This looks like a fun little movie.

Ordinary Angels

Goddy inspo-porn. Where being dumb works out. It refers to a to a real event and real good in people, but also the whole story is in the movie so why bother?

 

Conann

Christ. It looks like they're re-releasing Tenet and Turning Red instead of actual new movies, if you're curious about the general state of Hollywood these days.

I'll say, it's the Frenchiest-art of Frenchy-art films. I don't know if it's good or bad, but it's...Conann.

 

Other Stuff

The series "Mr and Mrs Smith" with Donald Glover is coming out in February on Amazon Prime. It looks...intriguing.

MATN: 20 Minutes Till Dawn

 

Happy 5 Year Anniversary to This Bit

 

Damn

 

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